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piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

"If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her"

- Unknown (via stevenbong)

(Source: gold-kushkloudz)

diamoncls:

do u ever wonder if any ppl u were friends with in childhood turned out to be rly gay

stuckinthedaze:

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Oh So You’re Ignoring Me Now I Guess It Is My Fault: Fourth Novel of the Bestselling Series

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity)

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles)

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall)

omgwang:

i’m single by choice
just not my choice

  • Normal person watching movie: I like that actor
  • *Moves on with life*
  • Me watching movie: I like that actor
  • *looks actor up on Wikipedia*
  • *buys biography of actor*
  • *acquires all movies with actor*
  • *blogs nothing but pictures of actor*
  • *cries forever over actor*