TODAY IS CATURDAY
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fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends

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  1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt
  2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last
  3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get
  4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out.
  5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about
  6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window
  7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories
  8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible
  9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless
  10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog
  11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts
  12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse
  13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door.
  14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up.
  15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters
  16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself.
  17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
  18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.
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- This is beyond perfect (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: insical)

xbustedxmcflyx:

do you ever use music as a way to measure time

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

moonofficial:

i want extremely explicit gay representation in popular media and i want to make every fucking straight person uncomfortable

(Source: bratcore)

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

"She moved on and I feel sorry for you, because she overlooked your flaws, your temper, your selfishness, your inability to love anyone but yourself. She could have anyone in the world, but she still chose you every time. All you are now is a crease in her past, a scar on her chest, a memory that fades faster than a photograph of you in a sealed box, hidden. Maybe now she will fight for someone who loves her, instead of someone who sucks the life out of her, never satisfied, even with her beating heart in his greedy hands."

nintenclo:

my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

milkasa:

some people make gifs so fast did u even watch the episode

(Source: ayatoh)