TODAY IS CATURDAY
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bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

(Source: butttom)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

faeryies:

thanks

FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW!!

fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples)

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW!!

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl)

postllimit:

do you ever get that feeling that you’re the only one who’s actually alive and everybody and everything else you’ll ever see or meet is just a projection of your own brain that does whatever your brain thinks you need to experience? i do.

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

timelady-of-221b:

I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T EVEN RELAX ENOUGH TO TALK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD